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05 Jul

Argentina vs Germany

Argentina vs Germany

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ It should have been “Flight of the Valkyries” as heard on Apocalypse Now except with Robert Duvall’s lines changed to “I love the smell of four goals in the morning. It smells of….victory”.

By Matahari Books
Tagged Apocalypse Now, Argentina, Azmi Sharom, Bangi, Billy Joel, Bolasepak, civil servants, Diego Maradona, FIFA, Flight of the Valkyries, Football, Germany, Malaysia, Maradona, Piala Dunia, quarter-finals, Robert Duvall, seminar, Soccer, South Africa, WAG, World Cup
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26 Jun

Spain vs Chile

Spain vs Chile

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ Why all the girls you know all look like that one?

By Matahari Books
Tagged Azmi Sharom, Bolasepak, Chile, David Villa, Fernando Torres, FIFA, Football, Group Stages, Liverpool, Malaysia, Manchester United, Piala Dunia, Rene Higuita, Roger Milla, Sid's Place, Soccer, South Africa, Spain, Tottenham Hotspur, World Cup
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24 Jun

England vs Slovenia

England vs Slovenia

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ His answer was typical of any islander; “Penang mein macam teik”

By Matahari Books
Tagged Azmi Sharom, Bolasepak, England, FIFA, Football, Group Stages, Malaysia, Manchester City, Piala Dunia, Ricky Villa, Slovenia, Soccer, South Africa, Tottenham Hotspur, World Cup
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22 Jun

Chile vs Switzerland

Chile vs Switzerland

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ The powers that be would rather the people be glued to the idiot box than to know what is happening around them.

By Matahari Books
Tagged Azmi Sharom, Bolasepak, candlelight vigil, Chile, Dataran Merdeka, demonstration, FIFA, Football, FRU, Group Stages, Gulf War, Malaysia, Piala Dunia, protest, Soccer, South Africa, Switzerland, World Cup
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19 Jun

Algeria vs England

Algeria vs England

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ The cutting of the foreskin and the development of football madness go hand in hand.

By Matahari Books
Tagged Algeria, Azmi Sharom, Bolasepak, Diego Maradona, England, FIFA, Football, France 1998, Germany, Group Stages, Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Malaysia, Paolo Rossi, Piala Dunia, Soccer, Socrates, South Africa, Spain 1982, World Cup
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15 Jun

Cameroon vs Japan

Cameroon vs Japan

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ “I really can’t stand Shah Alam. I really, really can’t stand Shah Alam.”

By Matahari Books
Tagged Azmi Sharom, Benoit Assou-Ekotto, Bolasepak, Cameroon, Cow head, Daisuke Matsui, FIFA, Football, Group Stages, Hindu temple, Honda, i-City, Japan, Keisuke Honda, Khir Toyo, Malaysia, Piala Dunia, Samuel Eto'o, Shah Alam, Soccer, South Africa, Stephane Mbia, World Cup
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14 Jun

England vs USA

England vs USA

by Azmi Sharom ~~~ “…they had to play the great modern Caliphs, the saviours of Islam, and so this Vincent Tan deal just stank of hypocrisy.”

By Matahari Books
Tagged Azmi Sharom, Bolasepak, Emile Heskey, England, FIFA, Football, Group Stages, Heurelho Gomes, Newcastle United, Peter Crouch, Piala Dunia, Soccer, South Africa, Sports Betting, Tottenham Hotspur, United States, US, USA, Vincent Tan, World Cup
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